babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here