funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

(via pekpekparanoia)

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

(Source: stevenstelfox, via ohmygodtheboredom)

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

(via nevergoingbackthere)

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

(via the-origin-of-the-internet)

b0yonce:

Unf.

(Source: xxxnewstitch, via letmehoswayyou)

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(via cityofdivergentdhampirs)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via ejaysaurus)

trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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(via ejaysaurus)